It Sucks To Be You.Mike Oppenheim
- #105 A Dolt
- At Dusk
- #104 Lovey-Dovey
- #103 Letter To The Editor
- #102 You Are Here.
- #101 Benny
- #99 Together, Alone.
- #98 Cheerios Dust
- #97 Wait For It…
- #96 Just Quit it
- #95 Inner-Dork
- #94 Hobo At Large
- #93 Viva Abuc!
- #92 We Created This Mess
- #91 Live And Let Die
- #90 Go Team!
- #89 It Sucks To Be Gay
- #88 How Classic…
- #87 “Wah!” (FICTION)
- #86 Read My Finger
- #85 Land Line
- #84 Nice, and Not-So-Nice.
- # 83 Thanks, Boss
- #82 Flight One Eleven
- #81 Hate Is A Strong Word (FICTION)
- #80 Chapter Seven
- #79 Deja Vu
- #78 This Column Was Brought To You By…
- #77 Do You Think?
- #76 The Sum Of All Fears
- #75 Roger And Me
- #74 Lucky Stars (FICTION)
- #73 Unavailable (PUBLISHED)
- #72 Hallmark
- #71 Wisdom, Love, and Obama?
- #70 Persona Schermona
- #69 Green Grass (FICTION)
- #68 What’s For Dinner? (FICTION)
- #67 Raindrops (FICTION)
- #66 I’m Flexible
- #65 Zucchini and Rice (FICTION)
- #64 Ad It Up
- #63 The Funny Thing Is…
- #62 The Ultimate Trump Card (FICTION)
- #61 I Just Called To Say…
- #60 Always Waiting…
- #59 Viva Espana
- #58 Transplant Surgery
- #57 Emo
- #56 Japanic Attack – Part II
- #55 In Defense of Warts
- #54 Eye Can See Clearly Now
- #53 Eye Just May Be Crazy
- #52 I Quit, No Really…
- #51 Day Light Savings
- #50 What Happened?
- #49 Who’s Your Daddy?
- #48 Grow Up!
- #47 What’s Up, Doc?
- #46 Wordsworth Moments
- #45 Don’t Coddle Me
- #44 Rejected!
- #43 Oh, Canada!
- #42 Holiday Cheer
- #41 Dear Diary,
- #40 Leftovers
- #39 Friends In Love
- #38 No Sin Off My Back
- #37 No Thanks!
- #36 Smelling The Roses
- #35 Tweakers
- #34 Trick or Deforestation
- #33 For Shame!
- #32 Japanic Attack
- #31 It Sucks To Be Old
- #30 Sportuguese
- #29 Latch Key Leaders
- #28 Tortured Soul For Sale
- #27 Can You Spare Some Change?
- #26 Did You Ever Wonder?
- #25 Getting Laid…Off
- #24 Why I’m Single
- #23 Airline Education
- #22 Baby, You Can Drive My Car
- #21 I’m Mad As Hell, But I’ll Still Take It
- #20 Got Pot?
- #19 What Me Worry?
- #18 Battle of the Sexists
- #17 That’s not MY Inspiration
- #16 Idiosyncratic Idiot
- #15 Television
- #14 Making Changes
- #13 The Moron Pandemic**
- #12 Rules of Thumb
- #11 House Keeping
- #10 Personal Competition
- #9 Common Courtesy
- #8 Embracing Hypocrisy
- #7 Personal Hygiene
- #6 Caveman Theories
- #5 Road Trips
- #4 R&R with the ‘Rents
- #3 St. Patty’s Day Massacres
- #2 It Sucks To Be You.
- It Sucks To Be You.
"It Sucks To Be You." began in March of 2006 as an experiment in self discipline and the art of the opinion-editorial column genre. It has since, however, become a main source for extolling and belittling the many passions and nuances of my life. For me, writing this column is a self-therapeutic process involving the timeless practice of attempting to articulate in words the images and impressions of the world as I see it.
Originally, "It Sucks To Be You." was only released via email, every Sunday, for a year straight. After a full year of consistency, I have remained diligent in my efforts to release the column each week, and as an added bonus, the column is now available here on my website.
What was once a rambling discourse between me and twenty close friends has now become a subscription based column that is read by more than 1000 readers, most of whom I have never met.
The title is meant to be self reflexive, and to parody the often dejected and lamenting attitude that seems to mark my own generation, for we are known by our elders as the types of folk who often gripe about our world, doing nothing, all the while, thinking to ourselves about how much "It Sucks To Be You."