“It Sucks To Be You.”
#101 Benny
Go ask most any fifteen year old white kid from the suburbs, virgin or not, if they “wanna get laid” and you’ll see in their eyes the maniacal expression of a frenzied gold miner from the 1800’s. There is nothing on Earth that simultaneously excites and terrifies a fifteen year old white kid from the suburbs like the prospect of having unfettered access to a girl’s body.
I was so busy licking my lips and picturing a girl laughing at my penis that I didn’t even answer Benny.
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